I've seen this in the wild. It has presence. 

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 08/12/2016 at 16:05 • Filed to: None

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SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > CalzoneGolem 08/12/2016 at 16:10

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CP

CalzoneGolem > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 08/12/2016 at 16:14

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I don’t the guy really wants to sell it.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > CalzoneGolem 08/12/2016 at 16:14

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His wife does though, and she wrote the ad.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > CalzoneGolem 08/12/2016 at 16:15

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Good pine forest camo, you could park that thing in the woods and never find it again (which the wife in the listing may be considering).

I’m more interested in the trailer in this picture:

CalzoneGolem > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 08/12/2016 at 16:19

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I think that’s like Scentsy but for adult toys.

Batman the Horse > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 08/12/2016 at 16:21

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Looks like Pure Romance by Stacey “with an ‘e’” Hall is the wife’s business. By all accounts she appears to be a no-nonsense woman in the streets, a pure romantic in the sheets.

CalzoneGolem > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 08/12/2016 at 16:21

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That really happened.

Textured Soy Protein > CalzoneGolem 08/12/2016 at 16:21

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I feel like this is how my fiancee feels about my car except she knows cars are a thing I love so she puts up with my silliness.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 08/12/2016 at 16:25

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beat me to it haha

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > CalzoneGolem 08/12/2016 at 16:26

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Oh how the mind wanders at 4:30 on a Friday...

How many different dildo’s can you offer for sale that you’re forced to spring for an enclosed trailer? I can fit a box of axe handles in the trunk of my Civic, yet...

CalzoneGolem > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 08/12/2016 at 16:29

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Well they’ve got a website ...

BeaterGT > CalzoneGolem 08/12/2016 at 16:39

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Based on the description, I know I rather listen to the car than the wife!

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > CalzoneGolem 08/12/2016 at 16:41

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Engine photo is of a different car (fenders are blue, car in the photos appears to have been black).

boredalways > CalzoneGolem 08/12/2016 at 17:30

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How has this car not sold yet? They live in the middle of a Subaru nirvana, don’t they?

CalzoneGolem > boredalways 08/12/2016 at 20:25

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Well yeah but that wrap is kinda polarizing and there is not a lack of unmodified subbies around.

CalzoneGolem > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 08/12/2016 at 20:28

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It think it could have been blue before the wrap you certainly can’t tell based on pics.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > CalzoneGolem 08/12/2016 at 20:36

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I’m mostly looking at things such as the door handles, grill surrounds, the vent on the side of the bumper and to a lesser extent the scoop and the wing.

boredalways > CalzoneGolem 08/12/2016 at 20:49

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...if only there was an up and coming pimp looking to make a splash....

Frenchlicker > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 08/12/2016 at 20:50

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Dildos, such a disturbing item. Vibrators however, there is a plethora of interesting choices. Add to that the fact they sell other “couples” items too and BOOM, enclosed trailer.

Needmoargarage > CalzoneGolem 08/12/2016 at 20:58

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Isn’t this kind of ridiculously overpriced?

CalzoneGolem > Needmoargarage 08/12/2016 at 21:37

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Yeah pretty much.

CalzoneGolem > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 08/12/2016 at 21:39

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I’ll have to stop and look at it next time I drive by.